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I have a confession to make
May 5, 2009
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
At dis moment
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping
& 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
pass on !
I dont wanna loose you!
May 4, 2009
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Where r u?
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
You=lovely
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
I saw U on ROAD today.
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Sometimes, my mind asks
Sometimes, my mind asks.
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember you?
Why I text you?
Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
When somebody who is deeply
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
“You are so beautiful”
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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.
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“You are so beautiful”
What? is a difference between
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
‘TWINS TWINS’
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
When u feel sad….
May 3, 2009
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!
6 truths of life !!!!
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Only you were selected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
